We had a party this afternoon for my daughter’s birthday. After they had played at the local indoor playground for an hour and a half they had sandwiches, cocktail sausages, crisps etc. Later when we had been home for a while, my 7 year old son asked if we had any of the cocktail sausages left. I told him that we didn’t bring them home and he replied “Never mind, there’s more to life than cocktail sausages”.

It just wasn’t the sort of comment I expected.